Vulnerable Vegetables

Life's hard when you're made to get eaten.

From the bottom of your garden to the depths of medieval magic.

Vulnerable Veggies is a delicious homage to nature and the fruits of our planet. Or vegetables

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Radish Jumper (XS)

So much more than just a peppery veg. In Mexico, radishes are carved as Christmas gifts, and ancient Greeks gifted Apollo a olden radish. Legends tell of radishes offering protection from gossip and even revealing witches. This snug jumper is perfect for appreciators of lore and artistry. Brand: Lambretta Materials: 80% lambswool, 20% nylon Size: Extra Small Length: 23 in / 58 cm Armpit to armpit: 36 in / 91 cm Width: 34 in / 86 cm Love and Care This garment was lovingly made and requires gentle care. Wash by hand or inside out on a cold wool setting. Learn more on our Cleaning & Care page. Custom Orders We can recreate this needle felted design on any knitwear of your choosing. Leave a note describing the garment you would like and your size and we'll be in touch with options. Questions? Send us an email at jaslewishenman@gmail.com. Sustainable by Nature Each garment is sourced second hand & upcycled with British wool. Orders posted in recyclable packaging.

£75.00
Carrot Jumper (XS)

Remember when your mum said eating more carrots will help you see in the dark? Turns out that was a myth from WWII to hide RAF pilot's new night-radar. Carrots don't help you see in the dark. But they will sit on your chest and keep you company when you need it. What else are friends for? 80% wool, 20% nylon Extra Small Length: 22 in / 56 cm Armpit to armpit: 37 in / 94 cm Width: 36 in / 92 cm Love and Care This garment was lovingly made and requires gentle care. Wash by hand or inside out on a cold wool setting. Learn more on our Cleaning & Care page. Custom Orders We can recreate this needle felted design on any knitwear of your choosing. Leave a note describing the garment you would like and your size and we'll be in touch with options. Questions? Send us an email at jaslewishenman@gmail.com. Sustainable by Nature Each garment is sourced second hand & upcycled with British wool. Orders posted in recyclable packaging.

£75.00
Garlic Jumper (M)

This adorable garlic companion has been known to ward off illness, evil spirits, shipwrecks and of course, vampires. Garlic’s strong scent inspired many cultures to see its protective qualities. Luckily, this jumper has all the protection of real garlic, minus the smell. Brand: Seasalt Cornwall Materials: 80% wool, 20% nylon Size: Medium Length: 23 in / 59 cm Armpit to armpit: 42 in / 107 cm Width: 39 in / 99 cm Love and Care This garment was lovingly made and requires gentle care. Wash by hand or inside out on a cold wool setting. Learn more on our Cleaning & Care page. Custom Orders We can recreate this needle felted design on any knitwear of your choosing. Leave a note describing the garment you would like and your size and we'll be in touch with options. Questions? Send us an email at jaslewishenman@gmail.com. Sustainable by Nature Each garment is sourced second hand & upcycled with British wool. Orders posted in recyclable packaging.

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£90.00
Mandrake Jumper (L)

The foundations of medieval magic are overrun with Mandrakes. Known both for its deadly scream and use as an ancient painkiller, the mandrake embodies witchcraft, medicine and myth. This beautiful, chunky knit jumper is a perfect canvas for our twisted friend. Brand: Olive Materials: 34% mohair, 34% wool, 29% polyamide, 3% elastane Size: Large Length: 22 in / 56 cm Armpit to armpit: 44 in / 112 cm Width: 40 in / 102 cm Love and Care This garment was lovingly made and requires gentle care. Wash by hand or inside out on a cold wool setting. Learn more on our Cleaning & Care page. Custom Orders We can recreate this needle felted design on any knitwear of your choosing. Leave a note describing the garment you would like and your size and we'll be in touch with options. Questions? Send us an email at jaslewishenman@gmail.com. Sustainable by Nature Each garment is sourced second hand & upcycled with British wool. Orders posted in recyclable packaging.

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£149.00

Beetroot Jumper (S)

£130.00

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Mandrake and Dog Jumper (3XL)

The most magical of plants has to be the Mandrake. A deadly poison and cure-all antidote, it’s said that whoever pulls a mandrake from the earth is certain to die from its lethal scream. Best get your dog to do it instead. Materials: 100% Lambswool Size: 3X Large Length: 30 in / 76 cm Armpit to armpit: 54 in / 138 cm Width: 40 in / 102 cm Love and Care This garment was lovingly made and requires gentle care. Wash by hand or inside out on a cold wool setting. Learn more on our Cleaning & Care page. Custom Orders We can recreate this needle felted design on any knitwear of your choosing. Leave a note describing the garment you would like and your size and we'll be in touch with options. Questions? Send us an email at jaslewishenman@gmail.com. Sustainable by Nature Each garment is sourced second hand & upcycled with British wool. Orders posted in recyclable packaging.

£198.00
Tender Turnip Vest (L)

The simple turnip. A poor man's vegetable, neglected and unloved. In Samhain, turnips were carved into jack-o'-lanterns to ward off spirits, but now? Nothing more than an hardy, uninspiring veg. No wonder it's sad. Show the turnip some love with this playful knitted vest. Brand: Jigsaw Materials: 80% lambswool, 20% nylon Size: Medium Length: 21 in / 53 cm Armpit to armpit: 38 in / 97 cm Width: 34 in / 86 cm Love and Care This garment was lovingly made and requires gentle care. Wash by hand or inside out on a cold wool setting. Learn more on our Cleaning & Care page. Custom Orders We can recreate this needle felted design on any knitwear of your choosing. Leave a note describing the garment you would like and your size and we'll be in touch with options. Questions? Send us an email at jaslewishenman@gmail.com. Sustainable by Nature Each garment is sourced second hand & upcycled with British wool. Orders posted in recyclable packaging.

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£120.00
Clover The Garlic Bulb // Felt Design

Green-fingered, Garlic-chested and ready to frolic in the mud! Clover the Garlic Bulb is a trust worthy companion (if you get over his breath). Ideal for a vegetable fanatic or seasoned gardener. Custom Orders We can recreate this needle felted design on any knitwear of your choosing. Leave a note describing the garment you would like and your size and we'll be in touch with options. Questions? Send us an email at jaslewishenman@gmail.com. Love and Care This garment was lovingly made and requires gentle care. Wash by hand or inside out on a cold wool setting. Learn more on our Cleaning & Care page. Sustainable by Nature Each garment is sourced second hand & upcycled with British wool. Orders posted in recyclable packaging.

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£229.00
Root Vegetables // A4 print

Scrumptious selection of entirely made up vegetables. For the chefs, the plant lovers, the horticulturalists, the foodies and sheep in your life. A4 Print (21 x 29.7cm) Printed on high-quality, matte recycled paper and packaged in a biodegradable cellophane sleeve.

£12.95